LOL take a look at this: Danny Phantom and John Cena, you're looking at the next world tag team champions!

Listen guys!! Do not, i repeat DO NOT lend ANY of your books to Tiffany xD i've got some pictures of my math book that tiffany doodled on a few months ago..











Let this be a warning!!!
To Tiffany: I WILL GET YOU BACK =P

LOL back to you teefee

You guys are honestly the BEST friends I HAVE EVER HAD!

My facebook is flooded with birthday messages from you.
My MSN is full of people messaging me going "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
And birthday wishes came flowing out in MGS haha...

I love all of you XD

And I'm coming to school on the 16th, so you guys please inform the teachers to prepare themselves because if I'm in your class there is no frea-aking way you're going to be able to concentrate. I'm gonna distract you like crazy (that's ok because I'm not the one thats gonna have to stay in Shanghai XD)

Kay, back to studying for common tests...GRR!!
Oh yeah and the blog finally looks less retarded haha...

Back to you Ian!!

P.S THANKS AGAIN FOR THE GREAATT BDAY MESSAGES!
I'M 15..SO OLD *cries*

Hey guys!!
I got some pictures of tofu and posted it cuz i was bored..









LOL tofu, but no bones..

I'M TURING 15 TOMORROW! FEB 24TH! HOLY FREAKING MEATLOAF!!

And Jarod did AWESUM in his performance, the poor guy...he vomited before he went on stage, and he did so well! Aayyyahh, that little guy's got spirit.



And Val, Yu Han, Ed, Terry and Sam got to watch him live, I guess those lazy bums don't have to study for common tests, do they? XD (No offense you guys, I think you're all awesome)



I think that Rid's also studying for tests...I don't know haha, apparently he's gonna be packed all week...gosh he's becoming a rockstar already -_-'
Ahh well, we'll cheer him on =D

Oh right and for those who don't know yet, I'm coming to Shanghai on the 14th so everyone in China please try to sneak me into school on Monday!

And I gotta go...
God loves all of you very much! Spend time with him! He'll help you through any troubles you have =D

Happy birthday (almost) to mee...

Hey peeps!! This is another edition of Tofu and Teefee's entries!!!!!!!!!!
…and from now on, all entries we talk about must be censored
...we don't wanna repeat the first entry…

Haha yes, the kids who would read that entry must be 1000% disturbed, of course I don't think that any kids would read our blog...we're so unpopular

I thought u said we were about to be famous...
LIAAR XD

We are about to be famous! Just not now lol, cause people hate us, and TIFFANY LIM DOES NOT LIE!!

Tiffany Lim doesn’t lie, but you do…

Heyyooo, mah name is Tiffany Lim! Unless I switched it to something like...I don't know, peanut butter jellyhead?

Hahaha red eye-popping girl puppet

Haha what the heck was thaaat Ian, Elmo feels so insulted because of our last entry

U were the one who said he was HAWWWT

Its a compliment! You called him a girl puppet

That’s because HE IS..
erm…SHE is!

Do u know that a muscular African American guy voices him? So I’ve heard...

I can sound like Elmo..
U heard me talk like that remember?

Haha yes, I remember there was one point Yuval sucked in helium and he had a squeaky voice for an hour, all the locals thought he was nuts

Hahaha…me hungry, I’m gonna get something

I’m hungry too! Get me something and mail it to Singapore…

I remember that I had to give u cheese at one point...
It melted in my pocket

Oh yeah! I remember that, we made every Thursday “cheese day”, except it didn't work out cause the cheese kept melting and my locker started stinking

For weeks my pants had a cheese smell

Remember that time I was telling u a scary story about Michael Jackson over the phone? U were like "Tiffany, seriously...stop it, I’m getting freaked out"

That scarred me for life dude...

Lol "IAN HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

At night I was like... "Michael?"

I hate common tests…

You’re gonna have a social studies test right? What’s it on?

Government…and…crap XD

Lol you mean stuff like the president? …What would happen if you were the president?

I’d make everyone eat pie for life. BWAHAHHAA! LET THERE BE PIE!

this can be on our entry: "what if...tiffany became president?"
Interesting question, lol..

haha yeah we’re insane… anyway I gotta go study, GRR! Everyone who’s reading this – remember that God loves you very much and you’re waayy too important for him to let you go! Just don’t lose faith and he’ll help you through.

That song Jarod's singing is awesome!!!!! =D Tiff!! are you gonna be there on Monday?? Take pictures of his performance!! post it so i can see!

Yes! Shtickie.pizco.com is funny so please visit xD
Uh.. question tiff, do we post Dixon's comics here or wat?

Spend time with God ^^

Hokay you guys - I'm gonna advertise some crap...I mean...stuff I think is awesome =D...here on ze blog (hopefully Ian won't kill me for it heheh...)

1 -

Hokaayy, so there's this AWESOME new webcomic that I've read recently, it's hillarious and I think you guys seriously have to read it.

Visit www.Shtickie.piczo.com to check out the comics. It's eaasyy!! All you have to do is to click the link and you're gonna be peeing in your pants cause you'll be laughing so hard.

2 -

Okaays, for everyone in Singapore, Jarod's gonna be performing this Monday (unfortunately Ridhwan isn't *cries*) and he's gonna need all our votes haha! And if you guys can go, ask Jing Ying for the tickets =D

To vote for him, call up the hotline 1900-112-5002 or just sms C2 to 71199

OH RIGHT! And he's gonna be singing this chinese song(duh?)...ermm...改变自己by王力宏

So for everyone who's gonna be there for him, just sing "NA NA NA NA!!" whenever he sings it...or something like that, he'll correct me if I'm wrong lol..

And for everyone who's reading this, remember that God loves you very much and you're waayy too important for him to let you go! He loves you unconditionally, I mean, he has to right? He sent his son to die for you!

Kay that's it! Ian back to you, I'm gonna eat some pie =D
Pie pie pie...

Heeyooo all you wonderful people of Earth, I’m Tiffany and that’s Ian, and we’re here with DAA DAA DAA! A WHOLE NEW ENTRY OF AWESOMENESS!! *applause* We're crazy, so we're doing this one together hehe…

YES WE ARE!! Please don't be afraid! We're normal people…just like you guys!

Psshh normal...you're kidding, right? Normal is BORING, BORING I SAY!! AHH!!

That’s what I was 3 years ago...until I met you, Tiffany.
the moment we met I went VROOOOOOSH
crazy, weird Ian

I don't know how I turned crazy, I guess the crazy disease was always with me, either that or I watched a lii-iitle too much tellitubbies, heheh the purple one is gay..

Tinky Winky!!!!!!!!!!

GAY GAY GAY!! The guy carries a purse around…

it's a show for little kids.. Teef..

I am a little kid! I'm fiiivvee, okaayy Or at least i act like it.. I used to have a crush on Elmo hahahaha

OMG serious?????????!!!!!!!!! Elmo????
That red eye-popping girl puppet?

Yes, I thought he was this hawt, red, fluffy version of Johnny Depp when i was a kid, now I just think that he's some kind of intersex thing. Lol, the Sesame Street girls were probably all over him.

Haha, I can imagine that...
"Ooh, oh my!! It's Elmo! He's hot!!"

Haha, then Sesame Street would probably get sued for being PG13 or something…

Imagine Elmo going out with big bird…

Ewweee, that’s so wrong in so many ways…

Imagine the Cookie Monster going "OI big bird! ya like cookies?? *flirtatious grin*"

LOL EWEE!! THAT'S JUST MESSED UP IAANN! What if kids read our blog? What're they gonna be like? "Mummy, mummy! Guess what I read on the internet today!!"

Okay fine… let's talk about something else that kids would like...
like..um..Barney!!!!!!

Oh gosh, no…

What?

Barney’s hooked on drugs already, I bet he hides crack under that costume of his.

Haha, yeah, while filming, his bottom just cracks open and all those drugs pour out.

Lol, that’d be interesting to watch…

Haha, 'i love you, you love me, we are hap.. SPLIT"

Can you say “cancelled for life?”

wait.. wat are we talking about now?

...Barney on drugs

Oh wow, we’re disturbed…

I think that this entry is messed up enough, the kids who would be reading this should be scarred for life. We’re ending it here before we talk about something more disturbing.

ok so we're stopping now right?

No we’re gonna talk more about how Barney smokes…yes we’re stopping it here. Seeyah, everybody. Please don’t sue...

Why are we posting our entries? Because u learn from these!!! For kids who read this.. here's something i have to tell u guys..

#1, don't watch sesame street

#2, don't do drugs

#3, if your doing drugs, PLEASE don't place them in the backside part of the costume..


LOL IAN!
Oh right, to everyone who's reading this...Remember that God loves you very much! Just place all your worries on him, because he's bigger than anything, he'll take care of you!

Thank you, miss congeniality.

Shuttup...

Hey peeps! It's about time that Tofu and Teef share some of our random moments that has been non-stop happening for 4 years =D btw Teef, don't kill me if i say anything wrong about you..
Get ready..

Random Moment #1 :: Duck & Cover ::

Okay, this happened in yangshuo when my group went mountain biking... It was raining and we didn't expect it to be. Plus, when it rained, there were heaps of puddles and the ground was muddy... you have no idea, tiffany.
So it was raining heavily and i was going fast, just to go and get over it. I was going pass this village and i dunno how this happened, but this duck (yes, the one that goes *quack quack*) started running across the road. It stopped where i was riding to and i didn't know where turn. I decided to turn left... luckily the duck was smart enough and turned right.... i thought i was about to run over it. O.O
You guys seriously have no idea how loud Tiffany laughed when she heard this story!!!! and we were talking over the phone....

Random Moment #2 :: Fei ::

It's just another one of our fun-random phone calls me and tiff do... This was a big mistake i made and should have alerted tiffany at first about what i was going to say.. hehe... tiffany's msn is called theflyingtiffany, i wanted to say that whole thing in chinese 'thefeitiffany'.. XD tiffany got pissed!! it took me 10 minutes for her to calm down..

Random Moment #3 ::PMS::

Okay i think this made tiffany laugh the most. Have your friends ever talked about something you didn't know about? Or maybe you're not suppose to know? PMS is what females get and i had problems understanding it.. well #1 because it's confusing and #2 IM A BOY.
Tiffany was pretty sad when i called her. She told me it might be PMS that she's down. (haha this is the stupid part). i started talking about PMS because i was assuming what it was about! to be honest i hv no idea what that means... i started to ask her if i gave PMS to her and apologizing because i thought i did give her PMS.... It really made tiffany's day!

Random Moment #4 ::Peepot::

Short moment this was. Tiffany calls her bathroom the PEEPOT. xD

Random Moment #5 ::Bathroom + Shorts::

I love this moment! this happened around winter time and i was in my cosy house in yanlord wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I had a phone call from Vicky ^^ that she and tiffany.. erm... just see for yourself...: "IAN! ARE YOU AT HOME? TIFF AND I ARE DOWNSTAIRS IN YOUR LOBBY! COME DOWN NOW!" So i went downstairs and the moment the lift door openned, Vic push me back into the lift and i saw tiffany siting down against the wall xD. Vicky said "IAN CAN WE USE YOUR TOILET!!!!???" Tiffany and Vicky went in the lift before i could even say anything.... so we went up.
Aiya... hahaha vic and tiff rushed thru the living room and went to the toilet.... I thought that was it.. them going to the bathroom and leaving.. but no, lol. Instead they wanted me to hand out just aroujd yanlord.. and that was my big mistake.. because i went down in my summer attire LOL. they offered me their jackets but i refused.. there is NO WAY i am wearing a girl jacket!!

Random Moment #6 ::Bathroom Follower::

This was with Shaun, Tiff and I.. as tiff was headin to the girls' bathroom.. shaun and i weren't following her but wanted to go to the boys' instead. We weren't thinking as well! We ACCIDEBTALY followed tiffany to the girls' bathroom but we didn't go inside! Before we went in Shaun was like 'wait, ian... erm this is the girl's bathroom..' I was seriously shocked. Tiffany heard us and man she was surprised!! She assumed that we were stalking her but we weren't... sorry tiff!!!

Random Moment #7 ::Killed who with a shovel???::

Tiff and i were playing wrestling on playstaion where i beat her wrestler so bad!! i kept on using a shovel until tiff's wrestler.. well.. DIED xD

Random Moment #8 ::Not-so-slow dancing::

Slow dancing can be relaxing, calm and sweet.. but it also can be fun! Try bumping into other couples while slow dancing!!! me and tiff are da pros!!

Random Moment #9 ::Illegal Bowling::

Another moment with shaun tiff and i. We thought we'll hv a little fun in bowling.. by bowling three balls at a time!!! once one ball goes in the gate closes... the other two balls hit the gate hahahaha =D

Ok you guys, seriously - check this out



See ze similarities? Lol...Dixon is going to kill me for doing this
Ridhwan probably thought I was lying when I told him that I found a Jarod look alike haha..

Oh and I found one of Ian too XD




Oh yeah I found a picture of me as well



Heheheh, yes I am insane
...I still can't believe I was bored enough to do this, haha I'm so sad.

Lol I was just browsing through my pictures and I found some pretty random stuff. Remember that sleepover I had with Vicky? Lol we were sugar high the whole night and the next morning we couldn't even get up...



And remember when I was on my yougurt craze? (Still am, I love yougurt, but Singapore yougurt is nowhere as good as Shanghai yougurt..)



And my schoolbus in Shanghai was just...woo crazy XD




And I still remember that Xmas social, Ben came to the dance wearing a santa claus outfit lol, we kept stealing his hat...alriiight I kept stealing his hat, WHAAATTEVEVVAARRHHH



Haha and that time we went to Brilliance and played ze bumper cars?
Sorry Shaun I have to put this picture in here, it's hillarious



I'm sorry if I gave you guys bruises when I went on my mini road-rage. OH OH OH..remember the "dumplings" we made in Yanghshuo? (If you have a weak stomach don't look at the next picture)



I don't think they're even edible anymore haha...
Not that I'd want to eat them O.O

Anyways, thats about it lah. Hehehe "lah", I'm adapting XD
And if any of my Singapore friends ever read this thingy, scroll down and you can see pictures of us =D

Kay Tofu-for-brains, back to you

Yeah i remember ur farewell party!!! It was so hard to get you on phone!! Finally you answered my call....

Okay, anyway, this is another picture of my birthday but i dun remember when O.O .. maybe it's from year 7 or smth..



I've gotta tell you Tiff about my summer holz.
I went to bali and visited a heck lot of places... one of my favourite was visiting the monkey zoo. And i know how much you luuurve monkeys, Tiff xD



Though this doesn't really show the monkey's self, i like this picture because it's cool!! the monkey's shadow at the sunset ^^
Here's another one.



I went to the beach next to our hotel where we had a little fun =D
We went on the raft where a speed boat pulled us and lifted the raft.



Ah... good times.
It's now your turn Tiffa DUCK wahahaha....

YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR 12TH BIRTHDAY PARTY! AHH I FEEL SO HURT!
...of course we weren't AS close so...heheheheh you're forgiven XD
But at least you came to my farewell party right? It was a total surprise, I didn't even know you guys were gathered there...

Okaay, for those who don't know what's going on - they planned a surprise farewell party after they found out I was moving to Singapore. They all gathered at one restaurant and when I saw them I was like...O.O



They even made a cake =D
Aww..




After that we got really sugar high haha...especially Anthony
Didn't even know what he was thinking XD



神经病 lol, everyone started grabbing at the cake. I couldn't even make my name out after that..
Ahh I love you guys.

Okaayy once again I have to list out my aweesuuummm friends here in Singapore who made me feel welcome...heeree I go!

Val, Yu Han, Yi Hui, Sam, Ed, Terry, Sky, Jooo, Carriee, Bai bao zi..erm erm erm...Ridhwan and Jarod oh yeah and Jarod's awesome older...erm...elder sister Jing Ying.

I just feel so obliged to list everyone out haha
Okaay Ian, back to you

I remembered 2 years ago and last year on my birthday we had so much fun!! I'm REEELY REEELY SORRY TIFF for not inviting you, i guess i didn't know you that well.. =[ i just wanna show you what we did =D

This was my 12th bday.. i think. It's in my old house. We're messing with the presents xD


Now this pic:



We went bowling, ate burgers and went to my place and trashed everything up haha xD

Oh my gosh, I still can't believe I have these pictures...
Check this out - this was me three years ago




And this is me now...




Haha, time seriously flies...I remember when I recieved this picture, my gosh you guys...I can't believe you actually bothered to do this for me



We used to mess around ALL the time in Shanghai haha, drove everyone insane..





Ooohh and I still remember when we were in Year seven (Sec 1), that was the year Ian and I met each other lol. We all look so tiny...



I met you, Ian, and some of my other friends on a dragonboat. We took it out to the middle of the river, remember? And it took us AGES to get it back to shore, we were panicking haha...



Let's never do that again..
Oh yeah and I remember that I tried to be a boy for a day hahaha, didn't exactly work out.
Hamizah thought I was mentally retarded.





I have good friends here in Singapore, lol I'm gonna list them for every entry now haha..
Ian i've told you about them - Val, Yi Hui, Sam, Terry, Ed, Sky, Yu Han, Joaannnneee, Caarrooollyyynnn, BAAAI Wan Rui, and my two favorite idiots...erm...I mean awesome people =D, Ridhwan and Jarod.





Those are the people who have made me feel welcome here in Singapore. Of course I have more friends but they have a tendency to drift off sometimes..

oh well, nobody's perfect =D

I miss you guys. Ian, tell everyone that please!
Now I have to stop procrastinating and get on with my lao-ya-pok (Singaporean term, I'm adapting =D) literature homework.

作这种功课会死 haha...