ZE LIFE AND TIMES (of Juniper Lee, lol)
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since 2.20.09
four days before Teefee’s birthday =D
she stuffed herself with cake, meheheheh
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Teefaneeh and her favourite Tofu


What happens when you take two best friends, God's guidance and a whole lodda craziness and mix them all together? You get ZELIFEANDTIMES of Teefanehh and her favorite Tofu-boi. This blog is just in case we get famous one day, we can just give the reporters the link and they can knock themselves out...heheh yes, we're clinically insane BWAHHAA...ok what are you still doing here? Go read ze entries, LAAHH!!
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Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." Deuteronomy 31:6

So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Isaiah 41:10

"Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed." Proverbs 16:3

The godly may trip seven times, but they will get up again. Proverbs 24:16

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. Psalm 23:4



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can’t remove this or we’d get sued
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Hokaayy..
Saturday, February 21, 2009

Heeyooo all you wonderful people of Earth, I’m Tiffany and that’s Ian, and we’re here with DAA DAA DAA! A WHOLE NEW ENTRY OF AWESOMENESS!! *applause* We're crazy, so we're doing this one together hehe…

YES WE ARE!! Please don't be afraid! We're normal people…just like you guys!

Psshh normal...you're kidding, right? Normal is BORING, BORING I SAY!! AHH!!

That’s what I was 3 years ago...until I met you, Tiffany.
the moment we met I went VROOOOOOSH
crazy, weird Ian

I don't know how I turned crazy, I guess the crazy disease was always with me, either that or I watched a lii-iitle too much tellitubbies, heheh the purple one is gay..

Tinky Winky!!!!!!!!!!

GAY GAY GAY!! The guy carries a purse around…

it's a show for little kids.. Teef..

I am a little kid! I'm fiiivvee, okaayy Or at least i act like it.. I used to have a crush on Elmo hahahaha

OMG serious?????????!!!!!!!!! Elmo????
That red eye-popping girl puppet?

Yes, I thought he was this hawt, red, fluffy version of Johnny Depp when i was a kid, now I just think that he's some kind of intersex thing. Lol, the Sesame Street girls were probably all over him.

Haha, I can imagine that...
"Ooh, oh my!! It's Elmo! He's hot!!"

Haha, then Sesame Street would probably get sued for being PG13 or something…

Imagine Elmo going out with big bird…

Ewweee, that’s so wrong in so many ways…

Imagine the Cookie Monster going "OI big bird! ya like cookies?? *flirtatious grin*"

LOL EWEE!! THAT'S JUST MESSED UP IAANN! What if kids read our blog? What're they gonna be like? "Mummy, mummy! Guess what I read on the internet today!!"

Okay fine… let's talk about something else that kids would like...
like..um..Barney!!!!!!

Oh gosh, no…

What?

Barney’s hooked on drugs already, I bet he hides crack under that costume of his.

Haha, yeah, while filming, his bottom just cracks open and all those drugs pour out.

Lol, that’d be interesting to watch…

Haha, 'i love you, you love me, we are hap.. SPLIT"

Can you say “cancelled for life?”

wait.. wat are we talking about now?

...Barney on drugs

Oh wow, we’re disturbed…

I think that this entry is messed up enough, the kids who would be reading this should be scarred for life. We’re ending it here before we talk about something more disturbing.

ok so we're stopping now right?

No we’re gonna talk more about how Barney smokes…yes we’re stopping it here. Seeyah, everybody. Please don’t sue...

Why are we posting our entries? Because u learn from these!!! For kids who read this.. here's something i have to tell u guys..

#1, don't watch sesame street

#2, don't do drugs

#3, if your doing drugs, PLEASE don't place them in the backside part of the costume..


LOL IAN!
Oh right, to everyone who's reading this...Remember that God loves you very much! Just place all your worries on him, because he's bigger than anything, he'll take care of you!

Thank you, miss congeniality.

Shuttup...
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